June 2, 2009
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Stalker
It's been a long time since I've had a stalker. So long I've forgotten how titillating it can be. Relax ladies. I know it's not funny to have a stalker. I know you hate it when you're being stalked. I know you're afraid and angry and indignant or some combination of the above or perhaps some other combination that I've not even considered. How could I? I'm not a woman. What? Only women can have those feelings about a stalker? I don't think so. Remember that 1971 film with Clint Eastwood and Jessica Walter? Play Misty for Me. I promise you that movie scarred me psychologically. I still shiver when I think about it. Then, of course, there are those who not only are not frightened by the idea of having a stalker, they're upset because they don't have one. I'm not sure if that's because they've never had one so they don't know what it's like or they've never had anyone interested in them in that way so any kind of attention sounds good. It could be that they are stalkers at heart and they'd just like the chance to stalk a stalker and really scare the crap out of him. Whatever. I digress.Oh, thank xanga for footprints. Now I can track my stalker while my stalker is tracking me. My stalker comes by my site every fifteen minutes day or night, rain or shine, holiday or work day. It doesn't matter. Do you have any idea how important and desired that makes me feel? No? Well, think about it. Not very important because her name is so generic. What kind of stalker goes by the name, notifyBot? Is that Italian, French or Lithuanian? I'll bet notifyBot doesn't shave her legs or armpits. What? I'm sorry. I was born and raised in the United States of America and during the sixties when the hippie chicks who stopped shaving their legs and armpits came around I left. I'm sorry. I'm not that way anymore. You can have an old Greek lady moustache or an elderly Spanish Doña's bigote. I'm okay with that now. It's all the same to me. Who says people don't change. Never mind. I know who says it.
So, you are wondering whether to tell me or not? Perhaps you're considering how to break it to me gently. That's really kind of you. Thank you for your consideration. Really. You're too kind. No, I mean it. Go ahead and tell me. You have a stalker who goes by the same name. It's okay. I don't mind. It was nice to feel special and important even if it was just for a minute or two. I guess that was my fifteen minutes of fame. It really wasn't all it was cracked up to be. I have a feeling a lot of people find that out about fame. What can I say? You didn't like me talking about love either.
Comments (21)
Let's just hope notifyBot doesn't start sending you nudie pics.
@blunt_force_mama -
Oh, I never thought of that. It could be interesting *hint, hint* I do hope nudieBot is reading this. The very thought of it makes my transmission fluid warm and slippery.
So, how did you decide that notifyBot was female?
Play Misty For Me freaked me out when I saw it.
I liked you talking about love, but its not always easy to comment...sometimes eloquence on my part is shutting up. Maybe your stalkerbot can pick up my slack over on that post!
@gandywhite -
Why, vanity, of course. I choose not to think of a male stalking me.
Here's a great article.... http://ezinearticles.com/?Dealing-with-a-Stalker-Takes-Firmness-and-Persistence&id=610267 You are just going to have to be firm with notifyBot and no matter how much she/he cries, tell them it's over!!! Call the popo if necessary!!! *snicker*
@spinner_mom -
Thanks for the link. Yes, I went and read it. Inquiring minds want to know and all that. My stalker isn't nearly as annoying as other people's stalkers. Maybe I should stop whining and be grateful that any(one?) wants to read what I write.
James... you are a silly soul. And I mean that in the most complimentary of ways.
Indeed!!!
@nidan -
Yeah? Well, where have you been?
@James - I'm still around, but for some reason I keep missing your posts when you post them. So I have to make copies to catch up.
That's alright though! You're more fun to read En Masse anyways!!!
@nidan - Hey if you get a chance would you stop by and leave a get-well message for Trev? He's been real sick the past few days, so I'm planning to show him the messages on that post: http://nidan.xanga.com/703700436/still-sick/
@nidan -
I'm thinking of collecting a butt load of posts and putting them into an eBook. What do you think?
@James - Sounds like a good idea. I'm planning on putting several short stories into and Ebook, so if you do, let me know what all is invloved in the publishing. (Also I'll buy the book!)
@nidan -
I'll let you know what I find out, Jimmy. I'm not going to sell it though. I intend to give it away. Freely you have received. Freely give. I don't need the money. My creditors do but I don't have much to do with them anyway. *smile* The poor will be with you always. I can't imagine anyone more impoverished than those in need of money.
@James - Very true indeed! Thanks!
theres a famous sweedish techno song about a guy who falls in love with an IRC channel bot... "boten anna" by basshunter
ROTFL!! That's brilliant....and yes I remember "Play Misty for me" My exhusband used to be a radion announcer in the early 80's and I'd call him to bring home milk, etc, but first would say "play misty for me" He never got the humour Thanks for the giggle.. 'Til The Next
@GracePrince -
Lack of a sense of humor leads to quite a few expersons.
@James - too true...hopefully not too many for one person
Are bots like ships and all other vehicles-- always female?
Just stopping by. It's been a long time. I'm considering jumping back into this Xanga game. (Xangame?)
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